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Detroit Free Press, June 5, 1920 (enlarge) |
Black Cat, With Jade Eyes and Three White Hairs in Tail, is Dancer's Quest
Trace of a mystic animal said to have been famed more than 2,600 years ago is reported to have been found in Detroit. It is expected tha antiquarians, bibliologists and those who delight to delve into the occult and ancient will conduct exhaustive researches if the report is found to have substance.
In the sixth century B. C. there appeared in a large Semitic city in the Euphrates valley a cat. It was jet black. Its owner was Loof Lupa, a youth of common lineage. As it has been found engraved on a cobbled tablet in the code of Hammuraki, this feline was possessed of strange powers. It brought to Loof great riches and honors. So wondrous was its mystic ability to ferret out precious stones and metals that its eyes turned green to match priceless jade and upon its tail tip appeared three hairs of silver white. About the time King Cyrus the Great paid an uninvited visit to the town, the cat disappeared and Loof was out of luck.
On numerous occasions in varying ages there have been mentions in chronicles and legions of the cat. Sinbad the Sailor records having met it on a desert island while bringing a carload of beans from Lima. About the year 1750 Baron Munchausen recounts an encounter with the jade-eyed feline. And, more than a century later, the original Bosco is said to have carried it a season with Barnum.
From that date until several months ago the silver-tipped tabbie has been invisible to mortal eyes. At the above mentioned time, it appeared to a short-story writer just as he was sampling the second quart of home brew. Only the fleeting glimpse brought him luck in form of a check in which jade eyes played a prominent part.
This week this cat of 900 lives is said to have been seen for a second as it whisked around a rubbish pile in a Hastings street alley. Again it brought good luck. The alley was cleaned a few minutes later.
This latter materialization came to the attention of a certain dancer filling a Detroit engagement. She had heard of the peculiar pussy and its strane powers while studying the rhythmic movements of the Akkadians. She must have it. So at once--only stopping to powder her nose and interview her manager of publicity--she inserted an advertisement for said cat.
Remember: it must be black; have jade eyes; three white hairs on tip of tail. If you find it, just take it to The Hotel and make a dancer wriggle with joy. Or, better still, if not as gallant, give it to Hughey Jennings--he certainly needs it.